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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Lazy day....

and the Canucks better not shit the bed again. I fell asleep only to find out that they lost. We watched parts of it and most of it with one eye open. Then I slept until 1:00



Plus, I didn't get radiated this week. Always a good thing. Here is my watch with the nuke unit in behind.

Anyways, we went for pizza last night. Acccompanied with beer of course. A little Siberian Corona for good measure. It is our weeekly adventure from the hotel. It would help getting your reserved table when you can understand Russian. We were given a table for three not realizing someone had reserved a table for nine. We were moved over right after we ordered our beer. Sending three Canadians in the first cab was probably not a wise move. We can get to the pizza place and order beer, but after that we are lost. Gawking like retards again and again. Them talking louder and slower doesn't make us understand any better.

So, we are on to another 60 some odd hour week starting tomorrow and repeat repeat the butter, cheese and mayonnaise meals. Spaghetti is so much better "biz mayonazum". I can ask for my meals "biz" many things now. Turns out the Russian menu hass more on it. The "Roats Beef" is always popular. I was eating onion on my last trip too. Turns out our newest member to the Russian trip family has the same birthday as I do. He doesn't like onions either. Stewed clear is fine, raw and heaping on a plate is just short of eating it like an apple. I had to push that aside a few times before I figured out "biz loook". Onion free meals from here on out. Except at the mine site. The cafeteria lady likes to make us cold salads with onion. I just eat that fast. Shorter time on the tongue right. She apparently loves cooking fish with bones all through it. If the taste doesn't make you gag, the bone lodged in your throat will help that along. Thankfully, we have yet to get the jellied fish smudge thing again. Irony will kick me in the ass. It will be served tomorrow now. Just because I mentioned it.

Anyhow, I am off to eat another bowel lubricating meal.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey bro,
Just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you, I've tried to send a message, but they've all turned out to be novels, so I cancel them before posting.
All is well in Kelowna, saw SK & LK on Saturday for a quick visit, which turned out to be lunch. Had a present for the boy, a Canucks shirt I picked up at GM Place. SS & I saw game 3, and Kirk was only 2 suites over from where we were, which made up for the Canucks losing. :) See, novel.
Looking forward to talking hockey with you when you get back. Can't wait to hear all about your adventures this time around. :)
KLK

Anonymous said...

WooHoo! Canucks made it to the second round! SS & I will be looking for a bar in Mexico that will be airing the games, or at least the scores, as we will miss most of the second round, like you as well I suppose.
See you soon,
KK